A Friendly Happy-Place

Posted: October 22, 2011 by sirdiggy in Humor, life
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I was chatting with a longtime Yahoo-mate today who was having an Eric Cartman “People piss me off” day.  Thankfully, I was able to help her find her happy place like a good friend should, though the conversation took a turn for the… umm… well you’ll just have to see for yourself.

P.S:  The lady’s chat name has been omitted to protect the somewhat-innocent.

me(10/22/2011 1:06:05 PM) : how u doin?
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:06:12 PM) : ok. how are you?
me(10/22/2011 1:06:18 PM) : i’m good
me(10/22/2011 1:06:29 PM) : u found your happy place yet?
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:06:50 PM) : I have not. but i am sure it is around here somewhere.
me(10/22/2011 1:08:18 PM) : where per se are you looking?
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:11:16 PM) : not really sure. something that brings me outta a funk. little by little, people have been pissin’ in my Cheerios this morning and the last person finally drove me over the edge.
me(10/22/2011 1:12:34 PM) : pissing in your cheerios… that’s a good line you should copyright that
me(10/22/2011 1:12:35 PM) : lol
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:12:50 PM) : nah. folks have been saying that for years.
me(10/22/2011 1:13:09 PM) : maybe people out your way…
me(10/22/2011 1:13:18 PM) : i aint never heard it
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:13:32 PM) : i have even heard it said in movies
me(10/22/2011 1:13:52 PM) : well so much for copyrighting, lol
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:14:19 PM) : lol right on
me(10/22/2011 1:14:55 PM) : so basically, you’re having a People Are Pissing Me Off day
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:15:23 PM) : soooo having that day
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:15:24 PM) : yep
me(10/22/2011 1:15:57 PM) : i feel that
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:16:19 PM) : i wish i didn’t feel that lol
me(10/22/2011 1:16:28 PM) : prolly need to go somewhere where u dont have to associate with anyone for awhile
me(10/22/2011 1:16:34 PM) : i feel that way from time to time
“lady-friend”(10/22/2011 1:17:39 PM) : i am at home and no one is here. slowly, it is coming to me. i think i am going to play video games til I get sleepy and then watch tv til it watches me.
me(10/22/2011 1:18:55 PM) : see that might work
me(10/22/2011 1:19:07 PM) : gotta zone out and igg things for a bit
me(10/22/2011 1:19:11 PM) : that’s what i do
me(10/22/2011 1:19:26 PM) : though sometimes my zoning out involves watching porn, lol
“lady-friend”: lol i won’t be watching porn…lol
me: ok… i mean i’d understand if u did… we all have to blow off steam as long as it dont hurt ourselves or anyone else
me: lol
“lady-friend”: true.  if i thought it would help, i would do it.
me: well the video game idea prolly sounds safer
“lady-friend”: porn is just as safe
me: true, on most levels
me: but i was thinking…
me: if you are pissed off, and u watch porn and start rubbing one off, u might go in on it a lil too hard/rough
me: lower parts might get a lil sore after u done
“lady-friend”: unless you cum in your eye and give yourself a STD in the eye, porn is not gonna hurt you.  I am never rough with me.
me: lmaoooo @ std in the eye
“lady-friend”: i’m just sayin…lol
me: <~~~good thing i’m clean… my nut tends to shoot up every now n then
“lady-friend”: even if you are, close your eyes or wear shades.  you can give yourself conjunctivitis in the eye if you get nut in your eye. (rofl icon)
me: (lol icon)
me: women don’t have such issues… though i seen women squirt on themselves (str8 upwards, on their tummy)
“lady-friend”: but not in their eye (winking icon)
me: smh @ needing protective sexual eyewear
“lady-friend”: (black-eye icon)
“lady-friend”: hey, they tell you to wear protection during any kind of sex
me: lmao yes but they aint say shyt about needin scuba goggles
“lady-friend”: you can wear 3-D glass or sponge bob square pants shades as long as its SOMETHING lol
me: lmao @ spongebob shades… smh at borrowin kiddies shades to keep cum out ya eye
“lady-friend”:  (rofl icon) that is get ‘er done kinda ish there lol
me: lol so sad… imagine u going to ride a dude’s face and he say “hold on lemme get my eyewear” and he breaks out his daughter’s Dora shades like “she dont need these anymore she big”
“lady-friend”: lol that would be the end of that… right there. lol
“lady-friend”: thank you for helping me find my happy spot for real.  i think i am about to log off and nap now that i am not so angry.  you are very appreciated today.
me: anytime madam.. anytime
me: i’m going to buy som ray-ban’s after work now
me: (laughing icon)
“lady-friend”: (sunshades icon) lata.  Enjoy those Ray-Bans
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