Pu$$y as an Asset or an Expense

Posted: September 14, 2011 by sirdiggy in dating, relationships, Uncategorized, Women
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As an alleged Internet Pimp, I’ve been in many an adult chat-room in which the topic of men paying for pussy has come up.  And thinking about it, I’m positive it’s been a sexual hot-button topic for probably a decade or more.  Consider the following yahoo IM convo between me and a longtime female friend (her name changed to protect the sort-of innocent):
Me(09/13/2011 12:40:07 AM) : i’m writing a post regarding people who feel that all men pay for coochie
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:38:45 AM) : yall do
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:00 AM) : ALL MEN PAY FOR COOCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Me(09/13/2011 9:39:13 AM) : no we don’t
Me(09/13/2011 9:39:19 AM) : not all of us
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:19 AM) : THe difference is its not always with money or gifts]
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:24 AM) : YES yall do
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:34 AM) : yall pay with it through time and attention
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:41 AM) : for *
Me(09/13/2011 9:39:43 AM) : that’s not paying for it
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:45 AM) : thank u very much
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:46 AM) : lmao
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:49 AM) : oh yes it is
Me(09/13/2011 9:39:50 AM) : shutup lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:39:58 AM) : its investing your time and self into a person
Me(09/13/2011 9:39:59 AM) : just wait til i finish my post
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:02 AM) : for a payout
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:03 AM) : lmao
Me(09/13/2011 9:40:14 AM) : investing is NOT the same as paying
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:16 AM) : hence paying for it
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:23 AM) : its the damn barter system
Me(09/13/2011 9:40:25 AM) : even in the purest financial sense
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:28 AM) : idc what you say lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:34 AM) : its paid for lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:46 AM) : but as I said not with money all the time
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:40:50 AM) : lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:41:01 AM) : thats always been my view lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:41:20 AM) : i dont want no ones money etc
Me(09/13/2011 9:41:24 AM) : the words “pay” and “pussy” should only go together when talkin about hookin
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:41:34 AM) : i agree buttttt…..
To be clear, we’re not talking about traditional prostitution, but a school of thought that all pussy, in some way, shape or form is paid for.  This argument is shared by both men and women alike; as you’ve read, my female friend believes that any investment of time, energy and money into a woman is paying for the coochie.  Obviously, I disagree with the notion.

The conversation continued:

AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:41:40 AM) : in looking at the entire picture
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:41:44 AM) : its still paid for
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:41:45 AM) : lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:42:00 AM) : think outside the box
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:42:04 AM) : pun intended lmmfvao
Me(09/13/2011 9:42:35 AM) : see that’s what got people thinkin that bullshit to begin with lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:42:56 AM) : whats that ??????
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:43:24 AM) : nahhh some poor sap who didnt have enough suave about himself or didnt have the time to invest figured he could skip all that and invest with money
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:43:28 AM) : and the chick took the bait
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:43:40 AM) : prostitution is hte oldest profession
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:43:44 AM) : the* lmao
Me(09/13/2011 9:43:46 AM) : i heard the term pay-to-play started in the south
Me(09/13/2011 9:43:50 AM) : lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:44:13 AM) : PROSTITUTION Was around before that term came about
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:44:30 AM) : use what u got to get what u want
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:44:34 AM) : pay to play
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:44:38 AM) : love done pay the bills
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:44:50 AM) : man please its so many different saying for that bullshit
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:44:55 AM) : i dont care where the terms were coined
Me(09/13/2011 9:45:01 AM) : love dont.. that’s why u get a job lol
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:45:09 AM) : if thats how u live both parties have issues
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:45:21 AM) : even with a job ….
Me(09/13/2011 9:45:53 AM) : i’mma make that point in my blog
Me(09/13/2011 9:46:04 AM) : they got issues – they shallow
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:46:22 AM) : as I said both parties have issues
AnnonFemale(09/13/2011 9:46:28 AM) : more than likely both are insecure
Me(09/13/2011 9:48:13 AM) : tru very tru

You can see from her comments that while she believes all men “pay” for the pussy, those who use only their financial status to attract and keep a woman has some serious issues (or are soulless bastards as I call em).  We agreed on that, and agreed that women whom view their pussies as their main means of securing financial gain from the opposite sex also have issues (or are shallow heathens).  Remember Jay-Z’s joint “Girls Girls Girls”?  One of the verses was, “…She said all you need to know is I’m not a ho.  And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough”.  Well damn if that ain’t a contradiction bright-as-day.

I know some women that will argue that if they are fucking a guy, then they should be able to ask him to come out his pocket for various things, with the extremists – a.k.a. gold-diggers – believing a man should pay for their bills and various living expenses.  My question is, if that is the case, then why not cut to the chase?  You want dude to break you off with some ends for the trouble..errr I mean privilege of blowing that back out and you giving him some head.  Forget the inconvenience of explaining which bills he needs to help you with or “enticing” him to cop you that Prada bag or dem Louis Vuitton heels.  Just have him leave a couple c-notes on the nightstand before he leaves.

What’s that now?  Sounds a lot like prostitution?  Offensive you say? Offended you are?

Huh… what’s that now?  Gold-diggers aren’t prostitutes?  Oh OK… I get it now:  a gold-digger (or pay-to-play female) isn’t a whore because she’s actually looking for some sort of steady companionship.  You can’t marry a prostitute or a call-girl (well technically you could but that’s another story) but you can marry a gold-digger – just watch any Real Housewives or Basketball Wives episode for evidence (yeah I said it! What?).  Keep it one-hunnid: you want to have your cake (the relationship) and eat it too (the money).

My major beef is that this completely materializes sexual and intimate relationships between men and women, from the first date all the way through to marriage.  If a man foots the bill for dinner, he’s paying for pussy.  Take a girl out to the movies? Paid pussy again.  Puts some gas in her car?  Coochie-cha-ching!  Help your girlfriend with her phone bill?   Pay-A-Pussy.  Get her a gift on her birthday?  Price-check on the pussy.  Christmas gift?  Ho-ho-ho’ing.  Anniversary?  Pay a pussy premium.  And I don’t even want to talk about Valentine’s Day – you might as well attach a credit card machine to the pussy and charge it to the game.

To go back to the first part of my chat with my friend, she mentioned about investing your time into a person for a payout, per se.  But if we’re talking about pursuing a relationship (vs pursuing a fuck-buddy), then shouldn’t the payout be beyond just pussy and sex?  And you know what – even if you’re pursuing just pussy and sex, it be should be about the performance in the sack, and that goes for both men and women.  I have a story to illustrate this point – hopefully:

One of my boys drove out-of-town to visit this chick he met off a dating site.  But either homegirl got cold feet or was playing games, because she had my man waiting for her outside her crib for almost an hour.  Within that time, a [really] local whore approached him in his whip and at first mistook him for drug dealer.  After he kindly corrected her, she offered him some pussy back at her crib for $50 (bit of a cheap whore).  My man only had like $20, but she took him up anyways (really cheap – do whores lower their prices when they’re really horny?).  So my man put it down on her, and he must’ve twisted her out good, because she told him he was invited back – and get this – she wouldn’t charge him next time.  She then fell asleep.

Now what happened here?  You might say this chick was far from “ho-fessional”, but she was selling the pussy still the same.  But she switched her M.O. because she realized good sex is about pleasure, not business.  To expand, being intimate with someone is about fulfilling your physical and emotional needs.  Money does not fulfill these needs; like my female friend said, if a man or a woman feels the need to attach a price tag to intimacy, then they have personal issues (as Kanye West describes in his song All Falls Down – peep the lyrics).

Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, but it is a morally depraved profession, and there’s a reason why it’s illegal here in the U.S.
  1. Organized Noise says:

    I am going to have to agree with your friend. We have been paying for pussy for years and will continue to do so til the end of time. We pay with time, attention, physical labor and in some cases straight up U.S. currency. Hasnt changed, wont change.

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